introduction rant#1

So, what does your average bozo such as myself do once they've bored their friends and family to death with their long-winded, unsubstantiated and completely irrelevant whinings, complaints and general rants? Answer - Blog. That's right. I've finally found a use for this internet thing. It's the perfect outlet for restless malcontents such as myself. But, considering the fact that I can't write very well, and most of my writings don't make much sense to anyone but me, it's a relief that I can also use this online craze to post my scribbley little doodles, paintings and photos.  I can tell you're excited.

Chances are, if you're reading this, you are either already a friend of mine, or one of my long-suffering family who have learnt to switch off to my incoherent ramblings. Well, guess what? you may have worked out how to switch off to my vocal outbursts, but you now have to wriggle your way out of reading these posts, and come up with new and more convincing ways to tell me that, yes, you have read my latest post and it was indeed, witty, topical and damn interesting. You better be looking forward to it. x